The Road Less Traveled! With apologies to M. Scott Peck

*The road to truth is long and winding........ and lined the entire way with annoying bastards!

*Why is it that people who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them!

*First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

*Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped!

*In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, 'Let there be Light.' And there was still nothing. But, you could see it a lot better. Or, First, there was nothing. Then it exploded!

*Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

*Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?
It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means!
- George Burns

*****There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things we know we don't know. But, there are also unknown unknowns. These are things we don't know we don't know - Donald Rumsfield

*So many Right-Wing Christians, so few lions!

And Finally!

When we talk to God, we're praying.
When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic!

Your Scribe;
Allan