Don't beat your wife, kick the dog instead!

Men in the Middle-East have such a way with women!

Here is a word for word piece of advice from a Mid-East "Advice for the lovelorn!" (This sure isn't Ann Landers or Dear Abby!)

Look, let me tell you one thing. You can't get your wife to be faithful to you by just beating her or imprisoning her, or by spying on her all the time, or by subjecting her to test after test. That won't help!

Love her and keep faithful to her and bring her only food and goods which you bought with clean money– money that you earned by the sweat of your brow. Do that and then entrust your wife to God's care.

If she is a good wife she will stay with you, by the grace of God. If she turns out to be a wicked woman, God will find you a solution.

So remember guys, if you have a bad day at the office, don't go home and beat the wife! Leave her to God's will and kick the dog instead, you will feel better and so will she!!!! ;-)

Your "philosophical" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

(Can we spell misogynist?)

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) at; www.God-101.com