So, here we have this blonde ditz(She wore underwear this time) that went to a New Years Party, had a great time, threw up, and then passed out! For all this she got paid Four Hundred Grand????
Whoever hired her is an idiot!
I could have done that for Ten!
Then we have a French prisoner has confessed to killing his cellmate and then eating part of the man's body, officials said this morning.
Nicolas Cocaigne — who was charged with cannibalism and murder — claimed he stabbed his victim. Thierry Baudry's mutilated body was found this morning by a guard at the prison in the city of Rouen.
Officials immediately gave Cocaigne two "tums" and put him into solitary confinement.
They then issued a press release stating that "Silence of the Lambs" would no longer be shown as Saturday night's movie!
You "just the facts, ma'am" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
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