Sunday Morning Stuff

The Sunday morning paper has such interesting stuff. I just learned that the New Years party Britney Spears was at paid her $400,000(Four Hundred Thousand) to be the hostess for the evening.

So, here we have this blonde ditz(She wore underwear this time) that went to a New Years Party, had a great time, threw up, and then passed out!

For all this she got paid Four Hundred Grand????

Whoever hired her is an idiot!

I could have done that for Ten!



Then we have a French prisoner has confessed to killing his cellmate and then eating part of the man's body, officials said this morning.

Nicolas Cocaigne — who was charged with cannibalism and murder — claimed he stabbed his victim. Thierry Baudry's mutilated body was found this morning by a guard at the prison in the city of Rouen.

Officials immediately gave Cocaigne two "tums" and put him into solitary confinement.

They then issued a press release stating that "Silence of the Lambs" would no longer be shown as Saturday night's movie!

You "just the facts, ma'am" scribe;
Allan W Janssen