Now you know the rest of the story!

OK kids, listen up! After attending the Toronto International Film Festival, I made a quick side-trip to the MTV Awards, and I have to be honest with you, the Britney Spears thing was nothing like they portrayed it on T.V.

It was all the usual hype and bullshit because this, is an actual tape of Britney's performance and will give you a better idea of how things stand with her!
Hope ya enjoyed it!

Your "All the poop" scribe;
Allan W Janssen