Alien Ship Disappears!

The Alien ship that landed in Manhattan around lunchtime has taken off again and disappeared.

When contacted by "Perspective" reporters, military officials issued a statement saying that there was no need for panic since they had determined that what people thought was an alien spaceship invasion was in fact just "swamp gas!"

That's all folks!

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at http://www.god-101.com/ and the blog "Perspective" at http://god-101.blogspot.com/