Dumbledore is queer!!!
Harry Potter fans, the rumors are true: Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay.
J.K. Rowling, author of the mega-selling fantasy series that ended last summer, outed the beloved character Friday night while appearing before a full house at Carnegie Hall.
After reading briefly from the final book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," she took questions from audience members.
The ace "Perspective" research staff has uncovered a rumor (just a rumor...not proven!) that several students of Hogwart's Academy are reportedly preparing a class action suite against Dumbledore on molestation charges.
"Let's get things back into perspective here" is trying to contact J.K. Rowling to put an end to this vicious gossip, but has had no luck so far.
Personally I cant' bring myself to believe these allegations, but we will do our best to clear it up!
If proven correct however, then it would also lend credence to the rumor that Harry Potter has been in therapy for years!
Your "hush, hush and on the Q.T." scribe;
Allan W Janssen
Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com and the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com
J.K. Rowling, author of the mega-selling fantasy series that ended last summer, outed the beloved character Friday night while appearing before a full house at Carnegie Hall.
After reading briefly from the final book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," she took questions from audience members.
She was asked by one young fan whether Dumbledore finds "true love."
"Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.
The ace "Perspective" research staff has uncovered a rumor (just a rumor...not proven!) that several students of Hogwart's Academy are reportedly preparing a class action suite against Dumbledore on molestation charges.
"Let's get things back into perspective here" is trying to contact J.K. Rowling to put an end to this vicious gossip, but has had no luck so far.
Personally I cant' bring myself to believe these allegations, but we will do our best to clear it up!
If proven correct however, then it would also lend credence to the rumor that Harry Potter has been in therapy for years!
Your "hush, hush and on the Q.T." scribe;
Allan W Janssen
Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com and the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com
Labels: dumbledore, dumbledore is gay, dumbledore is queer, gay, harry potter, j.k. rowling, queers
posted by Allan W Janssen | 5:52 p.m.
2 Comments:
You mean the wizarding folk don't know the difference between homosexuality and pedophilia either? How disappointing.
yes of course, and that distinction occured to me, I just decided to take it one step further and suppose he was catholic rather than a wizard...................................
Allan
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