Saturday Morning Confusion #26

Merry Christmas...... ZAP!

I don't understand this at all. Here in Canada there is a terrific uproar over the use of tasers by police departments and it looks like these "guns" are going to be banned as being too dangerous.

(Right now tasers are prohibited weapons except for law enforcement officers.)

Meanwhile, down in the good 'ol U. S. of A. (which by the way has the world's highest gun homicide rate) the manufacterer of "stun guns" is promoting them as perfect "Christmas Presents" for the Missus!

"What does Santa bring you when you have been good and the world is getting bad?"

Yes sir, boys and girls, get the wife a stun gun to make her feel safer out on the mean streets of America's cities.

Then, the next time you two have a fight watch her turn around and zap the shit out of YOU!

As you lay there twitching on the floor it might occur to you that a stun gun wasn't such a good gift idea after all. But then again, hindsight is 20/20....... ain't it, Bunky?

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com and the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com