Party, Party!

Comedian Craig Ferguson has come up with a new way of describing the Canada-U.S. relationship. The United States is the party, apparently, and Canada's the apartment above trying to quell all the mayhem.

Ferguson, who hosted the White House Correspondents Association annual dinner on Saturday, told the crowd of Washington and Hollywood luminaries that relatives suggested he move to Canada when he left his native Scotland.

But Ferguson, who recently became a U.S. citizen, said the United States looked like a lot more fun. "We're down here all dancing and they're up there saying: 'Can't you keep the noise down?"'

We're like: 'Come to the party, Canada, Mexico wasn't invited but they're coming anyways, so why don't you?'

Yea right! With our water and oil, having Canada at the party would be like having an open bar!

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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