Rosie, Rosie lend me your comb!

This feuding and contrived bullshit in the media is getting out of hand. It's no wonder Entertainment Tonight is the "Most watched entertainment program on the planet!"

We have your Nicole Ritchie and Dittsy Hilton, on again, off again, friendship, the continuing tale of Brad and Angelina with Jennifer thrown in for good measure, the low-down on fearful battles with life-threatening diseases, various divorces and get-togethers, sordid gossip about best friends, the poop on previous transgressions, encounters with addictions and rehabilitations including a daily tally of who got a D.U.I. Battles of the bulge and the ravages of mental afflictions, who got laid and who got dumped, which diet is the best and worst, and of course the "heartbreak of psoriasis!"

It seems our latest daytime drama is a contrived feud between "The Donald" Trump and Rosie O'Donnel that just won't go away.

Since joining in September, the outspoken O’Donnell has also made waves by accusing Kelly Ripa of homophobia; mocking spoken Chinese and later apologizing; saying actions by Oprah Winfrey and pal Gayle King were “very typical of gay relationships” even though she is openly gay herself, and saying that “radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam.” (Which it is!)

Now I have to tell you that all this baloney is about as real as professional wrestling. In other words, it's contrived, manipulated, orchestrated and punctuated from a well rehearsed script.

And I will definitely be watching today to see what the hell happens next!

Your shamelessly tacky scribe;
Allan W Janssen