They're just wild about Harry!

Rumours are spreading that Al-Quaeda has put a multi-million dollar price on the head of Britain's Prince Harry.

When he starts soldiering in the middle of May Muslim fighters are urged to either kill him or kidnap him to extract concessions and ransom from the British government.

Authorities, meanwhile, have said that Harry is not expected to be put in any situation where that would be possible.

If they were smart they would send him to guard the Falklands, or some such thing, rather than take a chance with an "all too tempting" target that would put Britain in a very difficult position.

Your "news from the front" scribe;
Allan W Janssen