Kim Jong-ill to produce "New Girls Gone Wild!

Kim Jong-ill, Great Leader and impresario of North Korea reacted today on news that Joe Francis, creator of "Girls Gone Wild," is in jail and will probably do a fair amount of time.

Jong-ill said that "Girls Gone Wild" is one of his all time favourite shows and rather than have it go out of production, he will finance a "New Girls Gone Wild" himself.

Mr. Kim is said to have a preference for long legged blonde's, but was quick to state that all types of different ladies would be featured on his show to satisfy the taste of any and all viewers.

He said; "Diversity is the key to good entertainment and my production company will maintain the overall quality and choice of entertainment for discerning gentlemen such as myself!"

Joe Francis was not available for comment but was rumoured to be O.K. with the deal as long as the program didn't deteriorate into what he called "Low Brow" entertainment along the line of the "Trailer Park Boys!"




Your "on the scene" scribe;
Allan W Janssen