Dino went to heaven!
Finally, the mystery of what happened to the Dinosaurs has been revealed.After years of exhaustive study, scientists have discovered a whole bunch of stuff that was previously unknown about the great Saurian's of long ago!
Some of the remarkable findings were that dinosaurs were warm blooded, not cold.
Scientists have discovered that the great Dinosaurs disappeared 65 million years ago, not in some great natural catastrophe, but rather during a Saurian "Rapture" where the believers among them were taken by God to "Vastool" and the rest thrown into Hell.
This would also account for the fact that there are so few skeletal remains compared to the millions of individuals on the planet at the time!
Some of the remarkable findings were that dinosaurs were warm blooded, not cold. They were possessed of a great intelligence, perhaps even surpassing our own.
They had an advanced civilization that, while not technical, was very advanced spiritually.
Scientists have discovered that the great Dinosaurs disappeared 65 million years ago, not in some great natural catastrophe, but rather during a Saurian "Rapture" where the believers among them were taken by God to "Vastool" and the rest thrown into Hell.
This would also account for the fact that there are so few skeletal remains compared to the millions of individuals on the planet at the time!
Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at http://www.god-101.com/
Labels: intelligent dinosaurs, rapture, satire dinosaurs, spiritual
posted by Allan W Janssen | 2:08 p.m.
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