Kim Jong-ill to host North Korean Beauty Pageant!

In a move to promote culture and the North Korean way of life, Dearly Beloved and Fearless leader for life, Kim Jong-ill has decided to personally take over responsibility for this years beauty pageant.

Citing a lack of direction in recent years, Kim will oversee the selection of contestants and the list of categories.

The Pageant itself will be held on Kim Jong-ill day in September, one of fifteen such days throughout the year..


Contestants were picked from all over North Korea and will compet in such events as tractor pull, marksmanship, forced marches, cooking, unarmed combat and a simple contest based on appearance and hygeine.

Show here are the the two daughters of Kim Jong-ill who are expected to place quite well for most if not all of the categories.

Your entertainmnt reporter;
Allan W Janssen