Asshole of the Week! #31
The Hindustan Times reports P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, who was chosen by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony
Selvakumar told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago.
He said that after the stoning, he became paralyzed in his hands and legs and lost hearing in one ear.
(Best man, Patches!)
The paper says an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his situation had improved.
After the wedding, the paper reports that the groom and his family sat down to a feast while the dog got a bun.
WOOF!
Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com and the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com
Labels: humor, man weds dog, p selvakumar, satire
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