Stand Up For Jesus, Damn It!

In an attempt to clarify a statement he made over the weekend, Jesus issued a news release today in which he said " Oh, excuse me, but I thought you said erection, not Resurrection.


Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

This is not a fake!

This photo has not been retouched, it's the world's smallest horse!


The only problem is that it has a normal sized penis and every time the horse gets an erection it passes out from lack of blood!!!!!!!!!!1