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Friday, May 16, 2008

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Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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** It was the Greek philosopher Protagoras who said. "Man is the measure of all things. While we live in a valueless universe, each person, being an integral part of God, has the ability to create values.”

**"Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair, but manifestations of strength and resolution.” --Kahlil Gibran

** The religion that is afraid of science - dishonors God and commits suicide. Emerson

** "The whole of life, from the moment you are born to the moment you die, is a process of learning."-Jiddu Krishnamurti (1895-1986)

** "The more you complain the longer God lets you live."--Anonymous

** Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain

** "I have just three things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are your greatest treasures.” --Lao-Tzu

** A Hinduism and Zen truism: “A person is like a drop of water separated from the sea. To fall as rain, it considers itself distinct from the world soul. Then, through hill and dale, its destiny is to return to the sea!

** “Consciousness is the physical manifestation of God within us!” Allan W Janssen

** "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." --Voltaire (1694-1778)

** In the West, we live in a material world and hope to have a spiritual experience - In the East they live in a spiritual world that is having a material experience. Allan W Janssen

** God inspired the bible, he didn't write it. People base their lives around the manic scribbling of a bunch of desert baked primitives who ate bugs and honey! Of course they saw God! -Anonymous

** If faith were the result of logical reasoning, we could expect that most intelligent people would by now be converted to one ideology or the other! –A.W.J.

** Many theologians think of Christianity as two different religions, one conservative and one liberal. They share the bible and the name, but not much more. Much the same can be said for the followers of Islam! Allan W Janssen

** ”Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.” -Blaise Paschal