'Spell Checker Blues'
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Anon
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Showing posts with label humor. satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. satire. Show all posts
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Just A Thought!
I just had a sudden revelation about all these religious fanatics and rather than get upset at their stupidity I should be embracing them and their ideals.
NO, REALLY!
It doesn't matter whether it's a Jehovah's Witness dying because they won't consent to a blood transfusion, or a Muslim extremist blowing themselves up for their cause, or religious fanatics slaughtering themselves (Like the Shia and Sunni in the Middle-East) or some nut going on a hunger strike for what they believe in or even a Martyr setting fire to themselves for some ideal.
No kids, it doesn't matter and there should be more of it! Yes Sir!
It gets rid of all the wing nuts and helps thin the herd!!!!!
Your "pragmatic" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
NO, REALLY!
It doesn't matter whether it's a Jehovah's Witness dying because they won't consent to a blood transfusion, or a Muslim extremist blowing themselves up for their cause, or religious fanatics slaughtering themselves (Like the Shia and Sunni in the Middle-East) or some nut going on a hunger strike for what they believe in or even a Martyr setting fire to themselves for some ideal.
No kids, it doesn't matter and there should be more of it! Yes Sir!
It gets rid of all the wing nuts and helps thin the herd!!!!!
Your "pragmatic" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Too much "Fest" at Oktoberfest!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com
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