I was listening to a conversation today and a strange thought struck me.
Blacks aren't really very good at being racists!
No, really!
You get your average white guy and he will come up with terms like nigger and jungle bunny and all sorts of terms that really denigrate and degrade and insult blacks.
On the other hand, blacks just can't seem to cut it. I don't think it's genetic or cultural or anything like that. It's more a case of lack of practice.
We whites have come up with lynching blacks and slavery and the KKK and job discrimination and all sorts of stuff and the poor blacks.....................?
The best they can come up with is calling us "Honkey" and "Cracker!"
What sort of lame terms are they?
No, let's face it, if blacks want to hold their own they are going to have to apply themselves a lot more because after all, "practice makes perfect," so get in the game boys!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
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Showing posts with label racism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label racism. Show all posts
Thursday, March 06, 2008
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
A Sure Fire Cure for Racism!
Here's the scene; You have been told that you are going to spend the rest of eternity with one woman, and one woman only.
God gives you a choice. You can spend it with a white, white woman, or you can spend it with a black, black woman.
That means being with them all the time, hugging and kissing and sleeping together and cuddling on the sofa etc. etc.
Now, here is the white, white woman!
And here is the black, black woman!
NOW CHOOSE!
And just so the ladies don't feel left out!
White Guy
<----

Black Guy
------>

Then there's always that old faithful standby guy!
Your "faithful" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
God gives you a choice. You can spend it with a white, white woman, or you can spend it with a black, black woman.
That means being with them all the time, hugging and kissing and sleeping together and cuddling on the sofa etc. etc.
Now, here is the white, white woman! And here is the black, black woman!

NOW CHOOSE!
And just so the ladies don't feel left out!

White Guy
<----

Black Guy
------>
Then there's always that old faithful standby guy!

Your "faithful" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Saturday Morning Confusion (Pt 2)
Actually it's Saturday afternoon but the title was too good to pass up!
Cows:
Global warming IS a fact in spite of what the U.S. government says!
Iraq:
Now, from the fart-fields of Canada to the real shit-fields of Iraq!
Racism:
An overwhelming majority of Canadians are unwilling to bend laws to make room for cultural beliefs. These figures a Canadian but American attitudes wouldn't be all that different in the long run!
Like I said, from what I have seen, I don't think the results in the States would be that much different. Of course, if you disagree, just click on the comments section underneath!
Your "pollster type" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
Cows:
Global warming IS a fact in spite of what the U.S. government says!
Being a City boy when I grew up, (Toronto) I didn't realize the impact farm animals have on the environment.
Listen to this! ALL the pollution caused by cars on Canadian highways, (about 150 mega-tons a year) is only three times as much as the greenhouse gasses caused by COWS!
No shit! (Or should I say fart!) In the overall ecological scheme of things, that means farmyard farting is contributing about as much heating of the planet as 1/3 of all the cars, trucks and buses in the country!
This means that those cows we see out in the fields are responsible for as much as 5% of all the overall greenhouse gas emissions produced domestically from all sources!
We don't need to sign no stinkin' Kyoto Accord!
Just get rid of the COWS!
Iraq:
Now, from the fart-fields of Canada to the real shit-fields of Iraq!
More resisters expected.
Patrick Maloney: The London Free Press
George W. Bush's plan to boost U.S. troop strength in Iraq has ratcheted up interest among American soldiers about defecting to Canada, local sympathizers say.
And one London woman hopes any who do come north will consider settling here."If the people are here, they need financial support and emotional and social support," Beth Guthrie said. "We want to create a community of support for people who are resisting the war in Iraq."
This weekend marks a key anniversary in the 1960s-era exodus of young American men to Canada to avoid serving in the Vietnam War.
Now, in a quiet echo of an earlier generation's anti-war sentiment, the War Resisters Support Campaign is noticing growing interest in Canada as a haven for U.S. soldiers otherwise destined for Iraq.
The group that usually gets five inquiries a month has had "several dozen" calls from soldiers since Bush unveiled his plan this month to deploy an extra 20,000 troops to Iraq.
Racism:
An overwhelming majority of Canadians are unwilling to bend laws to make room for cultural beliefs. These figures a Canadian but American attitudes wouldn't be all that different in the long run!
The hard-line attitude is revealed in a Sun Media poll conducted by Leger Marketing, which shows 78% of people from coast-to-coast say everyone must respect Canadian laws -- even if they clash with the cultural values they hold dear.
"The legal system is the legal system, and for a lot of Canadians that's the rule of thumb we live by," said Leger VP Dave Scholz. "If someone is moving to this country, they need to learn the legal system prior to being here."
Only 15% think Canada should adapt our legal system to make room for religious and cultural beliefs.
When it comes to the law's role in curbing racism, only one-third of Canadians believe uttering a racial slur should be a crime. Another 46% believe free speech should reign.While the poll has shown that an overwhelming majority of Canadians women have a problem with a woman wearing a veil..... lots of men however, insist that people of different ethnic backgrounds enrich their lives -one way or another!
"But if all that means is going out for ethnic food on a Saturday night, that's not really being enriched," Scholz said. "Enriched means embracing all the cultural traditions of the new population coming in.
Everyone's view of enriching is different, but from the results we've seen, I don't think it's entirely embracing all aspects of an ethnic community. It's sort of temporarily embracing it at times."
While just over half of Canadians see racism as a problem in their city, only 32% think a vigorous fight is necessary to combat it. Half of us would be willing to sign a petition or report a racist incident, yet less than a quarter would actually put up cash for the fight to stop racism.
Scholz said that reflects a "head-in-the-sand" approach to a real problem.
"Most people think it's a problem that's going away, and to that end we don't think we feel need to personally finance the problem," Scholz said.
"We can report it to authorities, maybe we'll sign petitions, but we don't actually want to put any real drive behind it ... We're not fighting it. We're trying to hide or avoid it, even though we're seeing and hearing about it."
Like I said, from what I have seen, I don't think the results in the States would be that much different. Of course, if you disagree, just click on the comments section underneath!
Your "pollster type" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
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greenhouse gas emissions,
kyoto,
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racism
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