BLOW ME!

You might remember a while back when I was talking about a scam the Indians had of holding the Government hostage over land claims and that so far they have extracted hundreds of millions of dollars in compensation.

You ain't seen nothin' yet, folks!

The latest news (Thanks to our fine feathered Friends!) is that a 300 million dollar project to build a giant "Wind Farm" along the shore of Lake Huron has been cancelled!

One of the main reasons it fell through is - Here it comes! Are you ready? There is a Native Reserve just upwind from the site and......

The Indians want compensation for THEIR WIND! Really! The Chief stood there with a straight face and said; "The wind blows from our land to yours, it's OUR WIND!" (This goes to show once again what I keep saying; "Tell people something enough times, with enough conviction, and they will believe just about anything!"

I wasn't sure whether to put the news here, or to include it in my Sunday Morning Funnies column!

I swear to God that I'm not making this up!

(P.S. If they were downwind, maybe we could charge them to breathe! On s serious note this was not the only issue that caused the cancellation. Epcor Utilities Inc. said there were also problems with the municipal approval process and setback requirements but these are not nearly as much fun to write about!)

Your "Me know how! Want to know when?" Scribe;
Allan W Janssen

Heaven Help Us!

I was listening to a program on the radio this morning about a Christian Minister who was giving a sermon about "Muslim Jihad!"

You and I are well aware, in other words we both know, that the Muslim's idea of Paradise, with 72 Virgin's waiting for him upon arrival, is not only a bunch of sexist garbage, I would go so far as
to say it is a bunch of God Damned Crap.

Or, to put it another way, "The guy must be a complete and utter Moron to believe something like that!"

But, what about the Christians amongst us??? Think about it!

Are you going to "Heaven," and all you have to do is believe in, and accept, Jesus Christ as your personal saviour!

Nothing else, just do as your told and Heaven awaits you!

Could that possibly be as dumb an idea as the 72 Virgin's scam?

Believe in GOD my freinds, because a Universe as great and wonderful as this did not happen by chance, but NEVER - EVER
let someone else tell you WHAT to believe!

They will fuck-you-up faster than you can blink an eye!

Your "Sensible" Scribe;
Rev. Allan W Janssen