Jesus Takes the Fifth!

In a news conference today Jesus responded to James Cameron's documentary this past weekend about his final resting place and the whole issue of Resurrection.

A nervous Mr. Christ said he was forced to "take the fifth" on that question, and was then seen going behind the podium to drink a fifth of scotch!!!

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com