God Denies Ever Talking to Pat Robertson!
Supreme Being Calls Televangelist ‘Delusional!’
Just days after the Rev. Pat Robertson claimed on his “700 Club” program that God warned him of “mass killings” in the U.S. late in 2007, God held a rare press conference today to deny speaking to the controversial televangelist.
In regards to Pat Robertson's claim that God told him about a calamity that was about to befall the United States, God's lawyers have stated that their client has never spoken with Mr. Robertson!
Off the record, God stated; "I reall don't like all this name dropping from Robertson. I think that little toad needs to be taught a lesson! Maybe I should have done it a long time ago!"
Your "on the spot" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) at; www.God-101.com
And the petition to have people mind their own business instead of yours at; http://www.petitiononline.com/moses/petition.html
Just days after the Rev. Pat Robertson claimed on his “700 Club” program that God warned him of “mass killings” in the U.S. late in 2007, God held a rare press conference today to deny speaking to the controversial televangelist.In regards to Pat Robertson's claim that God told him about a calamity that was about to befall the United States, God's lawyers have stated that their client has never spoken with Mr. Robertson!
Off the record, God stated; "I reall don't like all this name dropping from Robertson. I think that little toad needs to be taught a lesson! Maybe I should have done it a long time ago!"
Your "on the spot" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) at; www.God-101.com
And the petition to have people mind their own business instead of yours at; http://www.petitiononline.com/moses/petition.html
Labels: delusional, god, killings, name dropping, off the record, pat robertson
posted by Allan W Janssen | 7:54 a.m.
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