Jerry Falwell pisses off GOD once too often!

The Rev. Jerry Falwell, the television evangelist who founded the Moral Majority and used it to mold the religious right into a political force, died Tuesday shortly after being found unconscious in his office at Liberty University. He was 73.

Ron Godwin, the university's executive vice president, said Falwell was found unresponsive late Tuesday morning and taken to Lynchburg General Hospital, where he was pronounced dead about an hour later.

In a terse one sentence statement God is quoted as saying "Enough is enough, and if Pat Robertson doesn't clean up his act, he's next!"


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Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

God Denies Ever Talking to Pat Robertson!

Supreme Being Calls Televangelist ‘Delusional!’
Just days after the Rev. Pat Robertson claimed on his “700 Club” program that God warned him of “mass killings” in the U.S. late in 2007, God held a rare press conference today to deny speaking to the controversial televangelist.





In regards to Pat Robertson's claim that God told him about a calamity that was about to befall the United States, God's lawyers have stated that their client has never spoken with Mr. Robertson!

Off the record, God stated; "I reall don't like all this name dropping from Robertson. I think that little toad needs to be taught a lesson! Maybe I should have done it a long time ago!"

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Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) at; www.God-101.com
And the petition to have people mind their own business instead of yours at; http://www.petitiononline.com/moses/petition.html

God Has Talked To Pat Robertson......... Again!

Joe Gandelman has a site called "The Moderate Voice" and can be found in the "Blogs worth a read" section.

One of my favorite topics is Pat Robertson, (Since we don't have Jim Baker to kick around anymore!) and Joe puts it all into perspective!

By Joe Gandelman:
He has gotten another message from Him again. Sometimes He gives him good advice, sometimes a bum steer, but the latest message he gets from his private pipeline is: Be afraid, Americans!

Broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a “mass killing” late in 2007.
“I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” he said during his television show “The 700 Club” on the Christian Broadcast Network.

“The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.”

Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat. God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

We recently featured a post here about a Canadian spy agency warning about how easy it would be for terrorists to make a “dirty bomb.” But apparently their source wasn’t as good as Robertson’s…who has admittedly had mixed results in his — or, rather, his Source’s — accuracy so far:

Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.

In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America’s coastline in 2006.

Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring’s heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.

Oh!

This would be a good time to remind you of a quote that is over on the left side of the page; "When we talk to God, we're praying, but, when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic!"

While we are talking about "delusional" how's this:
Bush to Announce Exit Strategy from Reality.
Plans Complete Withdrawal from His Senses by Year End!

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Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) at; www.God-101.com
And the petition to have people mind their own business instead of yours at; http://www.petitiononline.com/moses/petition.html