Here's Looking at You, Kid!

Ronald Dotson, of Detroit Michigan, has a strange hobby. Good ol' Ron seems to have a compulsion to break and enter places and was just sentenced to up to 30 years in prison for being a habitual criminal.

Ron's latest arrest came just a week after he had been paroled for his sixth B and E conviction in the last 13 years.

This by itself is not entirely strange, but where it starts to get weird is that all these burglaries were for the purpose of stealing mannequins!

His latest "heist" occurred in October after police in Royal Oak spotted him near a smashed store-front window with a mannequin dressed as a "French Maid!"

Police said they gave chase and found him in an alley behind a women's clothing store with three mannequins dressed in lingerie!

At his sentencing Ron yelled out to the Judge; I claim insanity! I'm just crazy about those mannequins!











Your "get em while their hot" scribe;
Allan W Janssen