Fun With Jane and Dicks!

In an unconfirmed report published today, a spokesperson for actress Jane Fonda has indicated that in order to rejuvenate her stalled acting career she will be making a sequel to her wildly popular movie Barbarella!

Quoted as saying; "What goes around, cums around," (no pun intended) Miss Fonda is said to be looking forward to appearing in a new episode of every middle aged American Male's teenage fantasies.

Director Ying Fuk Yu said that the new movie will be shot in wide screen and technicolor, and in deference to the fact that Miss Fonda is quite a few years older ...... slightly out of focus! Coming soon to a Megaplex near you!

Your "hush, hush, and on the Q.T." scribe;
Allan W Janssen