Here Doggy Doggy!
There is a saying about pet lovers that the more they love their pets the more shit you can sell them.
We now bring you the ULTIMATE in gifts for your little poochie poo. DOG NUTS!
That's right boys and girls, if you decide to have poor Rex neutered, but are afraid he might develop a severe bout of depression over losing his balls, you can now get a fake set inserted so that he never knows the difference.
Heaven forbid your pooch should develop complexes and feel he is not 100% "complete" when for a mere 500 bucks or so you can have a brand new set of "Neuticles" inserted and give your best friend "piece of mind" and a sunny disposition! Remember, the only reason a dog licks his balls is because he can!
Your "all the new that fits" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
We now bring you the ULTIMATE in gifts for your little poochie poo. DOG NUTS!
That's right boys and girls, if you decide to have poor Rex neutered, but are afraid he might develop a severe bout of depression over losing his balls, you can now get a fake set inserted so that he never knows the difference.
Heaven forbid your pooch should develop complexes and feel he is not 100% "complete" when for a mere 500 bucks or so you can have a brand new set of "Neuticles" inserted and give your best friend "piece of mind" and a sunny disposition! Remember, the only reason a dog licks his balls is because he can! Your "all the new that fits" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
posted by Allan W Janssen | 9:08 a.m.
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