Bush Kidnappers Make Contact.

Just one hour after kidnapping the President on his arrival in Iraq the group responsible for the abduction of the Commander in Chief has issued a statement:

"After spending the last hour with President Bush we have come to the conclusion that we might have been a little hasty in kidnapping him and would like to talk to the authorities about arrangements to return him.

There are quite a few legitimate grievances that we have but this is neither the time nor place to discuss them.

We wish to make arrangements for President Bush's return at the earliest possible time. (P.S. Is He always this much of a "pain in the ass?")

Military spokesman Major General Ura Dick was quoted as saying that the authorities are weighing all options but advise against any hasty action.

Your "give em hell" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com