President Bush Kidnapped in Iraq.
Bulletin: 9:49 a.m. Monday September 3, 2007.
Just one year after the movie "Death of a President" in which Georgie Boy is assassinated, someone took this movie to heart and kidnapped the President as soon as he arrived in Iraq this morning.
Military sources say an armed group surrounded the Presidential convoy as it left the airport and after a fierce gun battle they made off with President Bush and took him to an undisclosed location.
No ransom or any form of demand has been received so far, but the first statement from Military headquarters was not encouraging. Major General Ura Dick was quoted as saying: "Fuck 'em, He's their problem now!"
The White House could not be reached for comment.
Stay Tuned!
Your "live from the front" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com
Just one year after the movie "Death of a President" in which Georgie Boy is assassinated, someone took this movie to heart and kidnapped the President as soon as he arrived in Iraq this morning.
Military sources say an armed group surrounded the Presidential convoy as it left the airport and after a fierce gun battle they made off with President Bush and took him to an undisclosed location. No ransom or any form of demand has been received so far, but the first statement from Military headquarters was not encouraging. Major General Ura Dick was quoted as saying: "Fuck 'em, He's their problem now!"
The White House could not be reached for comment.
Stay Tuned!
Your "live from the front" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com
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