Give me the money or I'll shoot!
All in all, yesterday was a bad day for Derrick Kosh of Kokomo, Indiana.
(Bad enough to win the "Loser of the Day Award!")
Derrick was short of cash and here it was only the middle of the month.
What to do? What to do? Why, rob a convenience store, of course!
A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes. The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.
Police say a surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants.
To add insult to injury, Kokomo is so small that the clerk recognized Derrick and a short time later the cops found the 25-year-old at home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg.
Kosch was released from the hospital today and booked into the Howard County jail on a charge of armed robbery, criminal recklessness, battery and stupidity.
He is being held on a $100,000 cash bail.
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com
(Bad enough to win the "Loser of the Day Award!")Derrick was short of cash and here it was only the middle of the month.
What to do? What to do? Why, rob a convenience store, of course!
A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes. The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.
Police say a surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants.
To add insult to injury, Kokomo is so small that the clerk recognized Derrick and a short time later the cops found the 25-year-old at home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg.
Kosch was released from the hospital today and booked into the Howard County jail on a charge of armed robbery, criminal recklessness, battery and stupidity.
He is being held on a $100,000 cash bail.
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com
Labels: Derrick Kosh, guy shoots himself, humor, satire
posted by Allan W Janssen | 8:46 p.m.
2 Comments:
Serves him right, If more were shot in the testies there would be alot less crime.
Groan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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