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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Bin Laden has Faulty Wiring!

When people start to act crazy there is a simple explanation for it all that was put into "Perspective" for me by the writer Kurt Vonnegut many years ago.

All our thoughts and ideas are the result of electrical currents in our brain and if we start doing weird things it is the result of a physical injury or a chemical imbalance in our "wiring!"

For example, Epilepsy is a result of a "short-circuit" of the wiring in our brains and so are various neurological diseases including schizophrenia.

On the other hand, some mental illnesses are chemically fueled while others result from faulty "wiring" when our neural pathways were being formed when we were kids.

They even say that "God" and Religion are the by-products of certain chemical reactions deep within the old noggin, although I personally remain sceptical on that one.

Just the same, a lot of Religious beliefs and ideals come from how our brains were wired when we were young and these are almost impossible to change to any great degree.

That would perhaps explain (But certainly not excuse!) why Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden warned Europe Wednesday of a "reckoning" for publishing controversial cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed, US monitoring groups said.

(Here comes the part where his priorities are all screwed up!)

Bin Laden said that publishing the "insulting drawings" was a greater crime than Western forces targeting Muslim villages and killing women and children.

Let's see if I have this straight? Killing women and children is not nice but....!

When you insult some long dead guy then that's REALLY BAD!

This major defect in bin Laden's "wiring" does not justify anything this guy has done, but it certainly explains it.

The only thing left to do is disconnect him!

Your "Live from the front" scribe;
Allan W Janssen


Forget Waldo, (He's right out front!) what happened to bin Laden?

ANSWER; He is probably hiding in one of the shitters. (Where he should feel right at home!)

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

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Anonymous Delores Williams said...

Actually that bad wiring is with all the fundalist muslims. Don't you remember the teacher from London they wanted to kill because her class of 6 year olds named a teddy bear Muhammad? My question is if his name is so sacred why are they allowed to name their sons Muhammad?

Thursday, March 20, 2008 1:03:00 p.m.  
Anonymous Mickey b., said...

Good point Delores

Thursday, March 20, 2008 3:14:00 p.m.  

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