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Showing posts with label nuts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nuts. Show all posts

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Nuts to You!

And speaking of wing nuts, (Notice how I segue from one article to another!!!) on Tuesday a State Delegate in Virginia was making plans to ban truck nuts.

Now, details have emerged.

Lionel Spruill introduced the bill on Tuesday under the pretext of safety, claiming that replicas of genitalia could distract drivers, causing accidents. He would like to see the display of truck nuts made a misdemeanor, punishable with a $250 fine.

Spruill decided to pursue the ban after a constituent complained about his young daughter seeing them. According to the Associated Press, Spruill said, "Sir, I'm going to be a laughingstock, but I'm going to do it."

He introduced the bill to the Virginia Assembly on Tuesday, undeterred by his past experience trying to ban baggy trousers, saying he planned to bring a set of the plastic nuts with him to prove his point.

"I'm going to bring them out here and show them to you till they tell me to stop."

With that in mind here is the only advice I could possibly add to it!



Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://Allans-Perspective.blogspot.com

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Bin Laden has Faulty Wiring!

When people start to act crazy there is a simple explanation for it all that was put into "Perspective" for me by the writer Kurt Vonnegut many years ago.

All our thoughts and ideas are the result of electrical currents in our brain and if we start doing weird things it is the result of a physical injury or a chemical imbalance in our "wiring!"

For example, Epilepsy is a result of a "short-circuit" of the wiring in our brains and so are various neurological diseases including schizophrenia.

On the other hand, some mental illnesses are chemically fueled while others result from faulty "wiring" when our neural pathways were being formed when we were kids.

They even say that "God" and Religion are the by-products of certain chemical reactions deep within the old noggin, although I personally remain sceptical on that one.

Just the same, a lot of Religious beliefs and ideals come from how our brains were wired when we were young and these are almost impossible to change to any great degree.

That would perhaps explain (But certainly not excuse!) why Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden warned Europe Wednesday of a "reckoning" for publishing controversial cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed, US monitoring groups said.

(Here comes the part where his priorities are all screwed up!)

Bin Laden said that publishing the "insulting drawings" was a greater crime than Western forces targeting Muslim villages and killing women and children.

Let's see if I have this straight? Killing women and children is not nice but....!

When you insult some long dead guy then that's REALLY BAD!

This major defect in bin Laden's "wiring" does not justify anything this guy has done, but it certainly explains it.

The only thing left to do is disconnect him!

Your "Live from the front" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

WHERE IS BIN LADEN?

Forget Waldo, (He's right out front!) what happened to bin Laden?




ANSWER; He is probably hiding in one of the shitters. (Where he should feel right at home!)

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

Sunday, February 10, 2008

They did WHAT!

Normally I am going to try and keep The Church of Allan out of social issues and just concentrate on explaining our doctrine and creed, but this issue goes so far out of line that I am going to line up behind the mainstream churches.

(You know........ the one's with members!)

As we all know, California is where everything that is loose rolls to whenever America tilts a bit.

This has been happening for years but the latest episode makes even liberal minded, seen everything and done everything Allan shake his head in disbelief!

Although the term "Mom" and "Dad" have not been banned per se, as the more radical right would have us believe, what has happened is almost as bad.

We are talking about Senate Bill 777 which states that ALL descriptions of parents and care givers have to be used to avoid discrimination! (It requires only positive portrayals of homosexual, bisexual, transgender and other alternative lifestyle choices.)

The law itself technically bans in any school texts, events, class or activities or ANY discriminatory bias against those who have chosen alternative sexual lifestyles, Meredith Turney, legislative liaison for Capitol Resource Institute, said!

What this means is there has been a gradual erosion of family values by increments.

"First, the law allowed public schools to voluntarily promote homosexuality, bisexuality, and Transsexuality.

Then, the law required public schools to accept homosexual, bisexual, and transsexual teachers as role models for impressionable children.

Now, the law has been changed to effectively require the positive portrayal of homosexuality, bisexuality, and Transsexuality to six million children in California government-controlled schools," said Randy Thomasson, chief of the Campaign for Children and Families.
Now here comes the paradox in this whole mess in this quote from Meredith.

There are no similar protections for students with traditional or conservative lifestyles and beliefs, however.

Offenders will face the wrath of the state Department of Education, up to and including lawsuits.

"SB 777 will result in reverse discrimination against students with religious and traditional family values. These students have lost their voice as the direct result of Gov. Schwarzenegger's unbelievable decision.

The terms 'mom and dad' or 'husband and wife' could promote discrimination against homosexuals if a same-sex couple is not also featured," she said.
Karen England, chief of CRI, told WND that the law is not a list of banned words, including "mom" and "dad."

But she said the requirement is that the law bans discriminatory bias and the effect will be to ban such terminology.

"Having 'mom' and 'dad' promotes a discriminatory bias. You have to either get rid of 'mom' and 'dad' or include everything when talking about parental issues," she said.

"The promoters of sexual alternative lifestyles consider that discriminatory.

Now children will be told that their sexual orientation and gender are relative, too. No longer will children raised in these schools understand that we were made male and female with different, but complementary roles.

Instead, children will be taught that sexual orientation and gender are merely a matter of personal choice," he said.

"Thus, children will be told that because there are many sexual orientations and gender identities, they simply have to reach their own conclusions about which sexual orientation and gender 'possibilities' are 'right for them.'

Along with this will come the message that you really can't tell whether you like something unless you have tried it.

The likely consequences of this for children, the institution of the family, our churches, and our culture are horrendous," he said.
I myself have said repeatedly that gender preference has no effect on me since I have straight, queer, and weird friends and even an alien or two, but what I object to is the misinformation that the gay community disseminates in order to gain greater acceptance.

The best example of this is false statistics they keep throwing out that 10% of the population is homosexual since this would make it more mainstream and acceptable than the 2 or 3% percent it really is. (Actually it's 2.5%)

NOW GET THIS......Officials with the Gay-Straight Alliance Network and the Transgender Law Center already have outlined what they believe to be nondiscriminatory treatment in the school system.

"If you want to use a restroom that matches your gender identity … you should be allowed to do so," the groups advise. "Whenever students are divided up into boys and girls, you should be allowed to join the group or participate in the program that matches your gender identity as much as possible."

Further, the groups advise, "If you change your name to one that better matches your gender identity, a school needs to use that name to refer to you."

The advocacy group also warns schools against bringing parents into any such discussion with students.
The California plan still is facing a court challenge on its constitutionality and a possible vote of the people of California if an initiative effort succeeds but I wonder when someone is going to yell "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE." (Thank you Peter.)


You realize that all this started when some asshole said it was child abuse to spank your kid!


Your "sometimes I wish it was the plain and simple 50's again" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

Friday, February 01, 2008

Yahooooooo!

Britney is nuts and Mercury is shrinking....................... stay tuned!

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

Saturday, March 17, 2007

DANGER Will Robinson, DANGER!

You know, there is nothing I like better on a quiet Saturday afternoon than to get a message from some idiotic, asinine, ranting, foaming at the mouth, crazy, unhinged conspiracy fanatic about his/her latest paranoid delusion.

They are about as funny as the religious nuts, (especially the "end of the world" ones) except that when I try and put myself in their head-space to find out what motivates them I soon find my eyes starting to cross and drool seeps out of my mouth! Check this out!!!!

ELEMENTS IN OUR GOVERNMENT DELIBERATELY ALLOWED 9/11
Why were "hijacked" airliners allowed to fly around the Eastern U.S. for hours without being intercepted, pursued, or even seen by our military jets???

How could Flight 77 slam into the Pentagon unopposed, 45 minutes after the WTC was struck by other "hijacked" airliners??? How did that huge Boeing with a wingspan of 125 feet disappear into an initial impact hole merely 16 feet wide??? Why does our government refuse to release any clear video of what happened to Flight 77 at the Pentagon???

Why did WTC Building #7, which housed CIA, FBI, SEC, Giuliani's bunker, etc., implode exactly like a professionally-controlled demolition given that it was not struck by a plane & had a few small, scattered fires??? Why did the WTC Towers erupt, explode, & collapse at virtually free-fall speed???

Why was Bush allowed to remain in that schoolhouse so very long, a pre-publicized target, also endangering the children???

Why did top officials of the Bush regime, PNAC Neo-conservatives, state in the year 2000 that their plans for "preemptive" wars [U.S. wars of aggression] would take too long to implement, "...Absent some catastrophic & catalyzing event--like a New Pearl Harbor" ??? Why did a "New Pearl Harbor" then prophetically occur on 9/11/01, paving the way for them to invade Afghanistan, Iraq, (Iran next)???

Please watch "Loose Change" free on the web & visit: 911truth.org - 911inquiry.org - physics911.net questioning911.com - WTC7.net - 911Blogger.com 911revisited.com - mujca.com - 911review.com - 9/11proof.com stoplying.ca - ny911truth.org - mime11.com & hundreds of other truth sites for overwhelming proof that 9/11 was an inside job!!!

Wake-up now! Research the above facts for yourselves! Our nation & the world are in peril!!!!

This makes about as much sense as the religious nuts who propagate the myth (conspiracy theory) that it was the Jews who were responsible for the death of Jesus. (Or, as Lenny Bruce said many years later. “I found a note in the basement. It said. We did it! Signed - Morty.")

Your "keep em guessing" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

Saturday, August 05, 2006

You're not gonna believe this!

Thought the world was nuts before? I am not even going to attempt to describe these sites. Read 'em and weep!

http://www.camerairaq.com/2004/07/al_battar_al_qa.html

http://www.godhatesfags.com/main/index.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtNNsR_IeUU&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ANsrg_2pQ


If you need me I will be at home with the doors locked and a shotgun trained at the entrance. The hoards will be attacking anytime now!

Your humble and confused scribe
Allan W Janssen