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Monday, March 03, 2008

You're going to stick that in my WHAT!

As I sit here writing this I am on a computer in the waiting room of University hospital here in London. I am waiting to have a colonoscopy!

No big deal really, more precautionary than anything but I am still sitting here with a certain amount of trepidation about the whole thing.

If you are any sort of a religious person pray for two things for me.

First of all pray that they give me lots of medication, and secondly, pray that after it's all over I'm not engaged to the doctor who did the exam!

Allan

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Karl Leuba said...

You don't really need prayers. I just went through my own first one, and without even a mild sedative.

Be prepared for some rather strong winds after the exam. And the gas pains they cause. You will eventually stop making wind, and after the exam you will know a lot more about the condition of your large intestine. If they let you stay conscious during the procedure you will feel some surprising sensations, and there is some pain involved but (not butt) the same pain is experienced after eating a big bowl of beans. A really big, maybe several kilograms of beans. All swallowed whole.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008 5:58:00 PM  
Blogger Allan said...

I got thru it OK. The doctor wasn't my type, (male) and everything was hunky dory.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008 5:59:00 PM  

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