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Showing posts with label Tornado. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tornado. Show all posts

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Today is visual arts day!

Due to gross mis-management of World affairs, the leaders of the G-8 countries have been forcibly retired and put into a nature preserve where they can't do us any more harm!G8 Leaders, S. Abe - A. Merkel - S. Harper - V. Putin - N. Sarkozy - T. Blair - G. Bush - R. Prodi

"LAND HO!" Here's something you don't see too often. A tornado just starting to form! You say you don't know squat about Japanese toilets? Live and learn... the humble squat toilet, little changed from its pre-20th century origins, can still be found in some Japanese homes. Why? Because it works, and works well! The typical Japanese squat toilet looks somewhat like a urinal that fell off the wall, or a porcelain baby carriage half-buried in the floor. Westerners confronted by a squat toilet for the first time may experience an anxiety attack.. where do I sit?? Umm, you don't, you squat. Remember to face the hooded end, where the flush mechanism is, and you're halfway to success.
This is a perfect example of a small meteor smacking into the ocean in the not too distant past!

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 at www.God-101.com

Monday, May 07, 2007

Twister!

You heard about the tornado in Kansas, have a look at what it did.

(By the way, if I had the same mindset as some of the religious nuts who want to teach creationism there - I would be saying that this destruction was God's punishment for being so stupid!)



















Your "prophet of doom" scribe;
Allan W Janssen
(Pray for the people there that their suffering is not too great)