THE CHURCH OF ALLAN

A few brief thoughts on the philosophy behind the creed of The Church of Allan!

First of all we have to have a formal name for members of "The Church of Allan," such as Christians for followers of the creed of Christ, or Muslims for the followers of Islam, etc.

After much thought, the only name I could come up with would be "Allanists," although if you have a better idea please let me know. I am also working on a secret handshake, but nothing has come of it yet!

Now, about the creed. We talked the last time, you know, about revering Howard but not trying to figure Howard out, and I found a good example.

This is a picture of us, a bunch of chickens clucking and scratching around in the barnyard. (A lot of chickens with their heads cut off too!)

Once we start to take a broader view than our own it becomes apparent that things are not as they seem.

Follow the pictures as they take an ever bigger view and I will have a few words at the end.





























Yes boys and girls we are pretty small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things and our view of the Universe is very different than the reality of it!

But! We are slowly starting to realize the world outside our own barnyard and gain an ever widening viewpoint about how things work.

Sure we have a long way to go but that is no reason to despair.

HERE IT COMES! It's not our job to figure out Howard or even other people. Our job is to try and be the best we can with what we are given, and then try and live our lives with a bit of dignity and grace.

We, as a race, have to learn the lessons of love and comnpassion taught by all the great prophets. (Including the Dali Lama) Only then will we start down the road to expanding our potential!

It's time for humanity to leave it's infancy behind and start to grow up a bit. Just as an baby only knows its crib, so we only know our barnyard.

BUT, as we grow and gain wisdom and maturity as people and a race, so will our outlook and vision broaden and become more aware and closer to Howard.

THIS, MY FRIENDS, IS WHAT I SUSPECT HOWARD HAS IN STORE FOR US. (At least I would like to thnks so!)

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

More Stuff!

-Who says there is no time travel! If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 4:30pm the previous day.

-Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better. (EH?)

-If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

-The Japanese eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians; The French eat lots of fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians; The Japanese drink very little red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians; The French (and Italians) drink excessive amounts of red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians. Conclusion: Eat and drink whatever you like, and in any quantities; it’s speaking English that kills you.


-The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (Now wait a minute... first of all how do they know that, and second, who would have thought this up as an experiment in the first place!)

-Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot and two really nice breasts.

-Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-There are more chickens than people in the world.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head. I can also go about ten days without head!

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com