More Stuff!
-Who says there is no time travel! If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 4:30pm the previous day.
-Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better. (EH?)
-If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
-The Japanese eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians; The French eat lots of fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians; The Japanese drink very little red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians; The French (and Italians) drink excessive amounts of red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians. Conclusion: Eat and drink whatever you like, and in any quantities; it’s speaking English that kills you.
-The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (Now wait a minute... first of all how do they know that, and second, who would have thought this up as an experiment in the first place!)
-Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot and two really nice breasts.
-Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
-There are more chickens than people in the world.
-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head. I can also go about ten days without head!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com
-Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better. (EH?)
-If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
-The Japanese eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians; The French eat lots of fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians; The Japanese drink very little red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians; The French (and Italians) drink excessive amounts of red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians. Conclusion: Eat and drink whatever you like, and in any quantities; it’s speaking English that kills you.
-The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (Now wait a minute... first of all how do they know that, and second, who would have thought this up as an experiment in the first place!)
-Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot and two really nice breasts.
-Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
-There are more chickens than people in the world.
-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head. I can also go about ten days without head!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com
Labels: chickens, hitler, michael jordan, sneeze, statue, stuff, time travel
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