- PERSPECTIVE -

- EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM! -

My Photo
Name:

Middle aged heterosexual, WASP male. Semi retired, semi-sane and semi-serious. And endangered species and I'm not going quietly!!!!

Saturday, January 05, 2008

More Stuff!

-Who says there is no time travel! If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 4:30pm the previous day.

-Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better. (EH?)

-If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

-The Japanese eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians; The French eat lots of fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians; The Japanese drink very little red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians; The French (and Italians) drink excessive amounts of red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians. Conclusion: Eat and drink whatever you like, and in any quantities; it’s speaking English that kills you.


-The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (Now wait a minute... first of all how do they know that, and second, who would have thought this up as an experiment in the first place!)

-Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot and two really nice breasts.

-Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-There are more chickens than people in the world.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head. I can also go about ten days without head!

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

Labels: , , , , , ,

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home