Would have been better if he had just gone blind!

Just ran across this little tid-bit about the perils of being too religious!

A man cut off his own penis and threw it in a toilet ‘so he would stop sinning.’

The 30-year-old was recovering in the Hospital Clinico Universitario in Salamanca in western Spain.

Doctors said his condition was ‘stable’ and he was not in danger of losing his life.

The man, from Salamanca, cut off his penis with a knife on Thursday morning.

The local newspaper La Gaceta reported when relatives called emergency services, he told ambulance workers he did it “so would not sin any more.”

A relative found the man, who has not been named, in the house where they lived in the city and raised the alarm. He was bleeding heavily.

The newspaper said it was not known if the man’s penis could be sewn back.

There was also a suggestion he may be suffering from psychological problems.

Duh!

(My grandfather used to say there was nothing worse than being cut to the quick, and if you've ever had a cut quick you know what I mean!)

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com

You're going to cut off my WHAT!

If you have ever been "cut to the quick," you know how much a cut quick can hurt! Now scientists are telling us that it does a lot more than just make your eyes water!

Dr. Sandra Weintraub was doing a study at Norhtwestern University's Cognitive Neurology and Alzheimer's Disease Center in Chicago. She asked who was suffering from "Primary Progressive Aphasia, (PPA, a neuro-degenerative disease that slowly destroys a persons ability to remember things) from amongst a group of people who were there for an orientation session.

Of the two dozen people who were there, nine people said that they had PPA. Of those nine, she asked who had a vasectomy sometime in the past and eight of them put up their hands. (89%)

Weintraub recalls; "My reaction was, WOW!"

After a lot of study on this subject, they concluded that 40% of people with PPA had a vasectomy while only 15% of unimpaired people had one!

Let that be a lesson to all you guys, do not let anyone fool around with your Willy! If you do, you might not remember that they did!
If you know what I mean!

Your "not with me you don't" scribe;
Allan W Janssen