The crack investigative team here at "Perspective" has just uncovered a long hidden fact that the Michelin Man is in reality the Pilsbury Dough Boy on steriods!Both Michelin and Pilsbury have declined to give a comment but we do expect a statement from the Michelin Man in the next few days. Stay tuned!
(Pilsbury has been rumored to be seeking legal advice in case the allegations prove to be true!)
Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com and the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com
