Kim Jong-Il's son arrested again!Kim Jong-nam (born May 10, 1971, Pyongyang, North Korea), is the eldest son of Kim Jong-il, ruler of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea).
Until recently it was believed that he was being groomed as Kim Jong-il's successor but recent reports suggest he has fallen from favour.
In May 2001, Kim was arrested on arrival at New Tokyo International Airport (now Narita International Airport), accompanied by two women and a four-year old boy identified as his son. He was travelling on a forged Dominican Republic passport using a Chinese alias, Pang Xiong.
Kim apparently told his questioners that he was in Japan to visit Tokyo's Disneyland. 
After being detained for several days, he was deported, on the instructions of the Japanese government, to the People's Republic of China.
The incident caused Kim Jong-il to cancel a planned visit to China because of the embarrassment to both countries.
Yesterday (Friday) Kim Jong-nam was arrested at L.A.'s LAX airport after trying to enter the United States on another false passport.Kim informed authorities that he was in L.A. because he wanted to attend the Oscar's and meet some "movie stars," and then go to Disneyland!
Authorities are currently conferring with the state department on what to do with him, although sending him to Guantanamo Bay seems out of the question!
Your "hush, hush and on the Q.T." scribe;
Allan W Jansssen
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I'm in Toronto covering the "Toronto International Film Festival" and we have word this Sunday morning that director Quentin Tarantino is toying with the idea of making a 3D porn movie. 
