Only in America?

If it was just a shooting - or a car wreck - or a guy hit by a car - or a window-smashing shoe salesman - or a kidnapping - or an assault - or a carjacking - then it would just be an average story. But!

Greensboro, NC -- A confusing shooting case in Greensboro Friday night landed a man in the hospital. Among other things!

1. The people involved told police a guy selling shoes knocked on the door of a vacant house on Hackett Street around 8:00pm.

2. The salesman says four men pulled him inside the house and locked him in a closet.

3. Then, the four went outside and tried to steal the shoe salesman's car.

4. The salesman kicked his way out of the closet and used a lamp to smash his own car window as the four tried driving away and....

5. That's when they backed into a tree.

6. Seconds later, one of the men in the car shot at the salesman.

7. He hit one of his buddies instead.

8. That gunshot victim ran out onto Highway 29.

9. Got hit by a car.

10. Flagged down other cars for a ride to the hospital.

11. The first driver to stop refused to help him.

12. The second driver picked him up and took him to a grocery store.

13. He then assaulted the driver of the car for not taking him to hospital and tried a carjacking. When that didn't work.........

14. He called for an ambulance.

As of today, police are still trying to figure out who will get charged, and with what!