North Korea resolves frozen funds by barter!
The United States and North Korea have resolved a dispute over $25 million US in frozen North Korean funds in a Macau bank that threatened to hold up nuclear disarmament negotiations, U.S. official Paul Glaser said Monday.
Under a deal signed on the weekend the funds would be bartered, rather than just paid out.
Kim Jong-il is to receive ownership of Michael Jackson's former Neverland ranch with the balance to be paid in hookers!
(Kim Jong-il's son and grandson.)
According to informed sources, both sides in the dispute seemed well satisfied with the arrangement and Kim plans to put his son and family there permanently to keep them out of trouble.
"We believe this resolves the issue of the DPRK-related frozen funds," said Glaser, using the acronym for North Korea's formal name, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
Your "on the spot and on the Q.T." scribe;
Allan W Janssen
Under a deal signed on the weekend the funds would be bartered, rather than just paid out. Kim Jong-il is to receive ownership of Michael Jackson's former Neverland ranch with the balance to be paid in hookers!
(Kim Jong-il's son and grandson.)
According to informed sources, both sides in the dispute seemed well satisfied with the arrangement and Kim plans to put his son and family there permanently to keep them out of trouble.
"We believe this resolves the issue of the DPRK-related frozen funds," said Glaser, using the acronym for North Korea's formal name, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
Your "on the spot and on the Q.T." scribe;
Allan W Janssen
Labels: frozen funds, humor, kim jong il, neverland, north korea, nuclear, satire
posted by Allan W Janssen | 10:04 a.m.
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