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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Indian Giver (part 2)

For all my freinds who chose to call me a "racist piece of shit" for the article on Canada, Land of Wimps I would like to reproduce an article here that I posted on this blog some months back..................!

The conversation would have gone something like this!

"O.K., here's what we came up with and............. Running Bear, put the buffalo wings down, you'll eat later!"

"This whole "cheap smokes" thing is getting stale, plus a lot of people are quitting so we have to come up with a new scam!" "Yea, yea, the Casinos are doing O.K. but diversification is the key my friends."

"What we are going to do is take a long look at every treaty we ever signed with the Federal Government. That's any agreement we made and any dispute that is on-going right now!"

"Then, and this is the good part, it doesn't matter if the treaty is fifty, a hundred or two hundred years old, we march in and occupy the land."

"No, really, just walk in with a bunch of the squaws and kids and set up camp! Maybe start a few fires, you know!"

"Well, yea, we need the women and kids there as a buffer in case the situation takes a turn. Know what I mean!"

"Then, once we have a base of operations, we put up roadblocks and shut down any businesses or construction going on at the site! Yea, just like we are on strike only it's the Federal government we are protesting against"

"Now, here come the kicker..... once we have enough publicity we will be in a position to extort, er, I mean demand, a re-negotiation of whatever it is we are protesting on that location."

"I tell you it's foolproof. We can sign our own ticket!!!"

"THE COPS? Piss on the cops man, they don't do squat. I don't know if they have orders from higher-up or they think we have more guns, but they don't do shit!"

"NO, really, at most they will put the run to the white guys so that there's no trouble. We, meanwhile, have almost a blank cheque to do what we want."

"Yea, really White Cloud, would I lie to you about this! It's a piece of cake!!!!!!!!!!!!"

This fictional scene has been repeated in one form or another many, many times and so far the Canadian Federal Government has been held hostage for hundreds of millions of YOUR tax dollars. (That's a number followed by eight zero's!)

Now don't think this imaginary conversation is so far fetched. At the same time the Indians marched in and took over Ipperwash they also put in a land claim for ALMOST HALF OF THE CITY OF SARNIA!

Fortunately, after a few days of sober reflection they realized that this one would never fly so they came back and said: "About that Sarnia thing........... never mind!"

Your Pal Al

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by 1,000 fierce Indians and things are not looking good!
The Lone Ranger says to his fearless sidekick; "What are we going to do, Tonto?
Tonto, straight and proud on his horse, looks at the Lone Ranger and says; "What do you mean WE, white man!"

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Allan, how am I suposed to stay mad at you when you keep putting in these funny jokes and one liners?

Friday, May 18, 2007 3:25:00 p.m.  

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