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Friday, June 22, 2007

New help line here on "Perspective"

Aside from using this blog as an outlet for my own rants and raves, I find more and more people writing me for help with their own problems.

As a public service I am going to start an occasional "help line" for anyone who has a problem they don't seem to be able to come to terms with themselves!

Here is the first;

Dear Allan;
The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual.
I hadn’t gone a hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.
I walked back home get my husbands help but when I got there, I couldn’t believe my eyes.
He was parading in front of the bedroom mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heeled shoes.
He was also wearing my makeup.
A am 32 and my husband is 34. We have been married for 12 years.
When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed up in my lingerie because he couldn’t find any of his own underwear.
However, when I asked him about the makeup, he broke down and admitted that he has been wearing my clothes for the last six months.
I told him it had to stop immediately or I would leave him.
My husband was made redundant from his job six month ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.
I love him very much, but since this incident he has become very distant and I don’t feel I can get through to him any more.
Please, can you help?
Mrs. B. Toronto

Dear Mrs. B
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults in the engine.
Naturally, I assume that the car has gas so start by checking that the fuel filter is not plugged. If this is clear then check for a spark to the spark plugs.
If these don’t work take it to a local garage as the problem is probably more complicated.

Your “ever helpful” scribe;
Allan W Janssen

(Oh, by the way, as for your husband's cross-dressing, normally I wouldn’t worry about it too much, but from the picture you sent, it seems that his sense of fashion is terrible. Invite a few gay friends over to help him out, otherwise you might not want to be seen with him in public!)

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

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