Gold Pill makes your poop glitter for $425
I have really got to hand it to my research staff here at "Perspective!"
In a continuing effort to keep our readers informed on the latest news from the world at large they constantly come up with these little gems of knowledge.
If you've got so much money that you're just looking for new ways to waste it, Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill for you.
It's a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf.
You're supposed to eat it "to increase your self-worth."
(That would be funny if it didn't cost $425 for a shitty joke.)
Supposedly an added benefit is that it will make your poop sparkle!
Your shit might still stink, but at least if will look nice!
Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com and visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com
In a continuing effort to keep our readers informed on the latest news from the world at large they constantly come up with these little gems of knowledge.If you've got so much money that you're just looking for new ways to waste it, Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill for you. It's a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf.
You're supposed to eat it "to increase your self-worth."
(That would be funny if it didn't cost $425 for a shitty joke.)
Supposedly an added benefit is that it will make your poop sparkle!
Your shit might still stink, but at least if will look nice!
Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at www.God-101.com and visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com
Labels: gold poop, poop sparkle, shitty joke
posted by Allan W Janssen | 11:40 AM
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I am not going to ........ this with a comment!
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