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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Canada, EH!

Living here in S.W. Ontario which, along with southern B.C., is considered the "bannana belt" of Canada we don't get a whole lot of snow, but other parts sure do!

Subject: Jeff Foxworthy on Canucks

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about
Canucks:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you may live in Canada.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they
don't work there, you may live in Canada.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Canada

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend,
you may live in Canada.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
may live in Canada

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
again, you may live in Canada

If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked, you may live in Canada

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you may live in Canada

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
you may live in Canada

If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you may live in Canada

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction, you may live in Canada

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may
live in Canada.

If you find 2 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Canada

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all
your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Erica H said...

Nice has little to do with this list Mr. Allan Janssen has put together for us Americans hee hee--He is in a country that actually cares about the air they breather and go to great lengths to pollute it less and less every day. His valuable suggestions could give this planet the longevity it is due and the respect it deserves for allowing us to even live on it !

Thank you so very much Allan and have a wonderful day ! Sharing the light and happy new year,Miss Erica Hidvegi, the Enlightenment Advisor, B.A. Psych/M.A. Transpersonal Studies- Cnslng/Author, Artist, Photographer Entrepreneur & Freelance extraordinaire!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008 6:58:00 PM  
Blogger Allan said...

My, My! You're a busy little broad........ aren't you!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008 8:17:00 PM  

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