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Monday, January 28, 2008

When travelling in Canada, watch yer ass!

Forbes and a few other publications have come out with a list of dangerous places to go to. Not the sort of places where holidays are recommended, or in some cases, even allowed!

They list places like Somalia, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Sudan, The Congo, Lebanon, Zimbabwe, Palestine and Haiti.

If you look at the location of these places, all of them with the exception of Haiti are either in the Middle-East or Africa. That is until now!

Australia, P.O.'d at all the people who go to Canada for a holiday, (Not only Australians who come here, but other countries that go to Canada instead of Australia) has issued a world wide travel alert for people wanting to come here to Canuck-Land.

Their advertising and travel brochures now say that Canada is subject to;

1. Terrorists
2. Earthquakes (B.C.)
3. Avalanches (ski resorts)
4. Traffic congestion (Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, Ottawa, Calgary, Edmonton, Hamilton, Halifax, Winnipeg, London, Victoria, Regina, Quebec City, etc. etc.)
5. Crime (Which they note is of a similar level to Australia..... low!)
6. Winter driving..... the wind chill factor(?!)
7. Tornadoes (Only between May and September, obviously),
8. Bush and forest fires which can occur "at any time." (They didn't go so far as to suggest that Australians would be in danger of tsunamis while visiting Canada, but they sure didn't rule it out.)
9. Mad Cow disease (Although there was only 1 mad cow and 3 that were slightly miffed!)
10. SARS - (Yes we have to admit that SARS decimated the Canadian population, killing six or seven people of our total of over 33 million!)

According to CTV News, William Fisher, the Australian High Commissioner to Canada, noted that; "Canada still ranks as the top 'dream destination' for Australian tourists," and that "More than a quarter million Australians visit Canada each year."

Hence the attempt to discourage travel to Canada and get Australians to stay home!

What is perhaps more galling to the average Canadian is the Toronto Star's report that the U.S. State Department also saw fit to warn its citizens that "Violent crimes such as murder, armed robbery and rape can occur throughout Canada," and that "While Canadian gun control laws are much more strict than those of the U.S., such laws have not prevented gun-related violence in certain areas of Toronto."

It is unclear whether after issuing the statement the U.S. State Department then choked on its own gigantic, hypocritical tongue.

We here at "Perspective" agree with Canada's decision not to respond in kind to Australia's and America's warnings to its own citizens. Mostly because we figured making a list of all the reasons not to go to these places would be really, really petty.

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Canada, EH!

Living here in S.W. Ontario which, along with southern B.C., is considered the "bannana belt" of Canada we don't get a whole lot of snow, but other parts sure do!

Subject: Jeff Foxworthy on Canucks

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about
Canucks:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you may live in Canada.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they
don't work there, you may live in Canada.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Canada

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend,
you may live in Canada.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
may live in Canada

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
again, you may live in Canada

If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked, you may live in Canada

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you may live in Canada

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
you may live in Canada

If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you may live in Canada

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction, you may live in Canada

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may
live in Canada.

If you find 2 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Canada

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all
your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

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Saturday, June 09, 2007

Paris and Bono....... Celebrity Whiners!

This week saw Paris Hilton revert back to infancy and cry for her Mommy when sent back to jail and witnessed Bono have a hissy-fit when he couldn't hijack Prime Minister Steven Harper of Canada.

One of the world's biggest rock stars tore a strip off on Friday and accused him of blocking a meaningful deal on African aid at the G8 summit.

(The leaders of the world's eight wealthiest democracies have pledged US$60 billion in aid to the world's poorest continent!)

"It's completely false and the people saying this have no proof to their allegations," Harper said at a news conference as the summit ended in Germany.


But Bono said he had numerous sources at the negotiating table. "It's as if we have the place bugged, because everybody tells us," he said.

"We know who's causing the trouble and who isn't. We know that Canada blocked progress. We know that Harper blocked it."

Bono said he doesn't believe the prime minister was too busy to meet with him at the summit - the leaders of the United States, Germany, France and Britain managed to do so.

"It's not the pop stars he doesn't want to meet. It's the movement that we represent," Bono said.

The prime minister fired back. "We did not block any agreement. There's no reason we would block an agreement," Harper said.

"We happen to believe that when it comes to aid money that the full framework of accountability is very important." "Canada favours transparency."

Privately, sources were quoted as saying that Bono threw a childish fit and displayed sour grapes because because Harper would not meet with him when he "demanded" a meeting. Harper said Thursday
that Africa is not Canada's "sole focus," because there are also development challenges in the Americas. It was also suggested by some that the Prime Minister didn't want Bono to hijack the meeting so that he could push his own agenda instead of the general business of the G8 Summit.

This didn't sit too well with Mr. Bono!

And while we are on the subject of Bono, why in the hell would he name himself after Sonny in the first place???



Your "on the spot" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Now you know the rest of the story!

O.K., here's the deal, maybe it will help explain things!!

Got a letter from a guy (A Mister B. Brown) who commented on the list of "Stuff worth a read, for better or worse."

He said; "Why do you deem Phelp's site, God Hates Fags, worth reading? Inquiring minds, at least one of them, would like to know?"

To which I replied; "So you can see just how fucked up some people are. I couldn't believe it wasn't a put-on when I first saw it. When I realized Westboro Baptist Church was for real I was shocked!!!!" Allan

He then said; "I have run into him several times over the last 20 - 25 years. He is a piece of work. One of my best friends, the Sheriff of a Kansas County that contains a military base, has to deal with him frequently - every time one of the lads are buried locally. I Enjoy your blog. I'm still trying to figure out what in the hell you're all about, but that is half the enjoyment. Thanks for responding."

I then said; "Don't try and figure it out, this is just shit that runs through my head and it's as much for my amusement as yours!
Just tell your friends!!!!!!


Back to him; "Once I can forgive you for being Canadian you will probably find yourself on my "Great Reads" list. Or something like that!"

To which I have to reply; Listen to this Yank! ;-)
Thank You Canada!

OR THIS; Thank You Canada

OR, YOU CAN JUST...... BLAME CANADA

Your "patriotic" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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