Say Cheese!
Well I have talked about this, and looked at it a bunch of times, and finally got all the facts and figures back into "Perspective!"
Last year (2007) I had about 50 thousand people log on to my site, of which about half spent more than two minutes each reading it, and a great many of those people commented on the articles.
Almost all the comments (96%)were favourable and they told me what a good job I was doing and how they enjoyed the blog!
Then I looked at the stats for a site called "cheddarcheese" - and found that a site that simply put a camera on a 45 lb. block of cheese and slowly watched it go mouldy drew a total of 1 and 3/4 million people for the same year!!! (1,750,000)
I think I might either kill myself, or all of the ONE AND THREE QUARTER MILLION people who watched the cheese go bad! They obviously have no culture. (Get it! Culture!!!!!! ha ha ......................sorry!)
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com
Last year (2007) I had about 50 thousand people log on to my site, of which about half spent more than two minutes each reading it, and a great many of those people commented on the articles.
Almost all the comments (96%)were favourable and they told me what a good job I was doing and how they enjoyed the blog!
Then I looked at the stats for a site called "cheddarcheese" - and found that a site that simply put a camera on a 45 lb. block of cheese and slowly watched it go mouldy drew a total of 1 and 3/4 million people for the same year!!! (1,750,000)I think I might either kill myself, or all of the ONE AND THREE QUARTER MILLION people who watched the cheese go bad! They obviously have no culture. (Get it! Culture!!!!!! ha ha ......................sorry!)
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com
Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com
Labels: block of cheese, humor, satire
posted by Allan W Janssen | 4:07 p.m.
4 Comments:
Cheese! YUMMY! Velveeta is my favorite! It taste the cheesiest! :-P
If that's the extent of your thoughts maybe you should keep them to yourself!
yes, its the stuff like that which will make you lose your self-blog-respect...
Or at least your respect for the internet-community in general.
Interesting stuff. Glad I happened upon your blog and not the block of moldy cheese. Will return.
wow, this is getting crazy
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