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Thursday, March 20, 2008

42 1/2 Virgins

Due to the recession and cutbacks in Paradise the availability of Virgins for the Islamic Martyrs has been reduced from 72 down to 42 1/2.

That works out to 42 regular Virgins and one midget!

As if that weren't bad enough, the pisser is that the Virgins are all "Retired Nuns!"

I don't know how this whole "Virgins for Martyrs" thing started but the very idea shows just how misogynistic and full of themselves the average Islamic Fundamentalist really is!

Sure, it's a good line to feed to some 16 or 17 year old country bumpkin, but the fact that somebody could dream this up and then actually have these kids believe them is beyond imagination.

And how did they get 72? I think some old guy just pulled a number out of his hat or made it up on the fly and "Lo and Behold" it stuck!!! What's even worse is the poor kids that actually believe this shit.

I don't profess to know what the afterlife is like, or even IF there is an afterlife, but I can tell you with 100% certainty that there won't be no 72 Virgins waiting for me!

As a matter of fact, with my luck, it might just be my ex-wife!

Whatever the case, the Afterlife won't be anything like we imagine it, so if these kids do get to Paradise all these poor, misguided suicide bombers are in for one hell of a letdown.

Or just plain Hell!



Your humble servant;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Nick Howes, said...

I understand there are virgins waiting in paradise for the martyrs. And they go "Baaaa."

Friday, March 21, 2008 2:37:00 PM  

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