No second place for this guy!

Sir Edmund Hillary was the first person to climb Mt. Everest. Can we name the second? No, we can't!

Roger Banister was the first to run the four minute mile. Can we name the second guy? No we can't

Yuri Gagarin was a Soviet cosmonaut. On 12 April 1961, he became the first person in space and the first to orbit the Earth. He received many medals from different countries for his pioneering tour in space and will now go down in the history books.

Now, for one million dollars, who was the second? We don't know, do we?

I was the first person to have sex with Rhonda B. Who was the second? Don't have a clue!

So kids, it's no wonder that Barak Obama Rama declined the offer from Hillary Clitoris to be her V.P. running mate in the upcoming election.

First of all, it's rather presumptuous for Hillary to assume that she is going to win the nomination when most indicators say otherwise, and secondly, when you're in a race for something like the President of the United States to settle for second place is just not in the cards. Wake up Hillary, unless of course you just said that to piss Obama off!

If Obama had given up that easily then he shouldn't have been in the race to begin with, so good for him. Go get 'em Bananna Rama. (Obama..... fe, fi, fo fama, bananna rama bo bama etc. etc.)

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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