Who to vote for?

You Americans seem to have a problem on your hands!

We here at Perspective's research department had done a lot of study and polling about the next potential President of the United States.

First of all, if Barak Obama Bananna Rama gets in you will no longer be able to call the White House the "White House" and God only knows what else it could be called. (I would bet that the Founding Fathers didn't see this one coming!)

Then, if Hillary Clitoris gets in, what do we do with Bill?

So far we have had "First Ladies" but I don't know if you would be comfortable calling her husband the "The First Man!"

Maybe he could just be called "Former President Clinton," or if he goes back to his womanizing ways, then we could just refer to him as; "Billy-Boy," and confine him to the residence. (Where there are no interns!) Either way, we see trouble ahead. (I can just see the headlines in Japan......... that Clinton is back in the White House because of an "erection!")

Perspective has come to the conclusion that you might have to elect John McCain to the White House just for the sake of keeping things uncomplicated.

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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