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Thursday, March 13, 2008

The two year dump.

I have heard of being constipated......... but this is ridiculous!

You have probably heard the story by now, but for the few people who haven't I am going to present it here.

She also gets our "Asshole of the day" award. (No pun intended!)

Guest post by By Roxana Hegeman, The Associated Press

WICHITA, Kan. - Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was taken to a hospital.

Whipple said she has refused to co-operate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they didn't know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren.

No-one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbour.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.
This story is weird enough that I can't for the life of me think of anything to add. Make of it what you will!!

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

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3 Comments:

Anonymous *Holly * said...

Great article!

Friday, March 14, 2008 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Jean B., said...

I do not understand why the boyfriend did not call sooner.

Friday, March 14, 2008 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Christopher B., said...

People fail to realize that in some ways people are like very slow ivy. If you sit for a very long time in the same place you literally start growing into that place. People who get stuck in chairs literally start have their skin growing into the fabric and things really can get very messy. While there is a little irony to being stuck in a toilet seat the fact is that he should have waited not years but days or better yet hours!

Friday, March 14, 2008 11:54:00 AM  

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