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Thursday, March 13, 2008

The two year dump.

I have heard of being constipated......... but this is ridiculous!

You have probably heard the story by now, but for the few people who haven't I am going to present it here.

She also gets our "Asshole of the day" award. (No pun intended!)

Guest post by By Roxana Hegeman, The Associated Press

WICHITA, Kan. - Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was taken to a hospital.

Whipple said she has refused to co-operate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they didn't know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren.

No-one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbour.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.
This story is weird enough that I can't for the life of me think of anything to add. Make of it what you will!!

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

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Sunday, February 10, 2008

They did WHAT!

Normally I am going to try and keep The Church of Allan out of social issues and just concentrate on explaining our doctrine and creed, but this issue goes so far out of line that I am going to line up behind the mainstream churches.

(You know........ the one's with members!)

As we all know, California is where everything that is loose rolls to whenever America tilts a bit.

This has been happening for years but the latest episode makes even liberal minded, seen everything and done everything Allan shake his head in disbelief!

Although the term "Mom" and "Dad" have not been banned per se, as the more radical right would have us believe, what has happened is almost as bad.

We are talking about Senate Bill 777 which states that ALL descriptions of parents and care givers have to be used to avoid discrimination! (It requires only positive portrayals of homosexual, bisexual, transgender and other alternative lifestyle choices.)

The law itself technically bans in any school texts, events, class or activities or ANY discriminatory bias against those who have chosen alternative sexual lifestyles, Meredith Turney, legislative liaison for Capitol Resource Institute, said!

What this means is there has been a gradual erosion of family values by increments.

"First, the law allowed public schools to voluntarily promote homosexuality, bisexuality, and Transsexuality.

Then, the law required public schools to accept homosexual, bisexual, and transsexual teachers as role models for impressionable children.

Now, the law has been changed to effectively require the positive portrayal of homosexuality, bisexuality, and Transsexuality to six million children in California government-controlled schools," said Randy Thomasson, chief of the Campaign for Children and Families.
Now here comes the paradox in this whole mess in this quote from Meredith.

There are no similar protections for students with traditional or conservative lifestyles and beliefs, however.

Offenders will face the wrath of the state Department of Education, up to and including lawsuits.

"SB 777 will result in reverse discrimination against students with religious and traditional family values. These students have lost their voice as the direct result of Gov. Schwarzenegger's unbelievable decision.

The terms 'mom and dad' or 'husband and wife' could promote discrimination against homosexuals if a same-sex couple is not also featured," she said.
Karen England, chief of CRI, told WND that the law is not a list of banned words, including "mom" and "dad."

But she said the requirement is that the law bans discriminatory bias and the effect will be to ban such terminology.

"Having 'mom' and 'dad' promotes a discriminatory bias. You have to either get rid of 'mom' and 'dad' or include everything when talking about parental issues," she said.

"The promoters of sexual alternative lifestyles consider that discriminatory.

Now children will be told that their sexual orientation and gender are relative, too. No longer will children raised in these schools understand that we were made male and female with different, but complementary roles.

Instead, children will be taught that sexual orientation and gender are merely a matter of personal choice," he said.

"Thus, children will be told that because there are many sexual orientations and gender identities, they simply have to reach their own conclusions about which sexual orientation and gender 'possibilities' are 'right for them.'

Along with this will come the message that you really can't tell whether you like something unless you have tried it.

The likely consequences of this for children, the institution of the family, our churches, and our culture are horrendous," he said.
I myself have said repeatedly that gender preference has no effect on me since I have straight, queer, and weird friends and even an alien or two, but what I object to is the misinformation that the gay community disseminates in order to gain greater acceptance.

The best example of this is false statistics they keep throwing out that 10% of the population is homosexual since this would make it more mainstream and acceptable than the 2 or 3% percent it really is. (Actually it's 2.5%)

NOW GET THIS......Officials with the Gay-Straight Alliance Network and the Transgender Law Center already have outlined what they believe to be nondiscriminatory treatment in the school system.

"If you want to use a restroom that matches your gender identity … you should be allowed to do so," the groups advise. "Whenever students are divided up into boys and girls, you should be allowed to join the group or participate in the program that matches your gender identity as much as possible."

Further, the groups advise, "If you change your name to one that better matches your gender identity, a school needs to use that name to refer to you."

The advocacy group also warns schools against bringing parents into any such discussion with students.
The California plan still is facing a court challenge on its constitutionality and a possible vote of the people of California if an initiative effort succeeds but I wonder when someone is going to yell "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE." (Thank you Peter.)


You realize that all this started when some asshole said it was child abuse to spank your kid!


Your "sometimes I wish it was the plain and simple 50's again" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

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Monday, December 31, 2007

Correction!!

It is with extreme regret that I must confess we made a drastic mistake here on "Perspective" on Friday December 28th.

Despite the many safeguards in place to prevent things like this from happening, it was only a few days after Christmas and the first day back at work for most of the "Perspective" staff so I can't be too harsh with them.

The article in question was about my telling kids to be cautious on the Internet and I wrote about how that nice kid on the web could actually be someone like my next door neighbour Charlie, so they should be careful!

(Actually, in spite of his looks, he is sort of a nice "kid," just a bit weird at times!)

Anyway, I wrote the article and then instructed the copy department to add the picture of Charlie and then do the usual composition and production, but due to a labelling problem they put in the wrong picture!!!!

<-- This picture (which they put in by mistake) is actually a photo of Santa that was sent to us on the 26th of December by Mrs. Clause. (This was Santa's first day in Hawaii for his post-Christmas break and as you can see from his bare chest he wasn't used to the heat yet!)

I and all the staff here at "Perspective" sincerely apologize to Santa for any mistakes that were made and we of course in no way meant to suggest that HE was weird.

(Although I assume Santa has enough of a sense of humour to see it that way as well!)

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site www.God-101.com

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://God-101.blogspot.com

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Picture This!

You're looking at the World's Craziest Body Painting!

Your "what the hell?" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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Saturday, March 17, 2007

Saturday Morning Confusion!

Here it is Saturday morning again and we have a wonderful bag of tricks for your amazment and delight.

First on the list is this little gem that any dog lover can't do without.

Diaper Harness for Doggies

The STA-ON diaper harness is used to keep diapers on dogs, whether young puppies, untrained adult dogs, or elderly incontinent dogs.

The idea is the invention of Dorrie Krenkel, who grew tired of diapers that kept falling off of her dachshund, Bucky.

The harness is intended to work with babies' diapers (you just poke a hole to pull the tail through), and you can get the harness in a variety of colors. They sell for $12.95 for the smallest size to $16.95 for the largest. "Puppy powder" for diaper rash is extra!

Shave Your Vagina in Sixty Seconds.
The "Bikini Line Genie" is billed as a protective shield that let's women shave their vaginas without fear of hurting the most sensitive areas, and prevents loose stubble from entering.

It works by tucking in between the labia majora to cover the more sensitive labia minora and clitoris, while blocking off the vaginal opening so no foreign material may enter.

It comes with illustrated instructions, may be used sitting or standing and works with any type or size of beaver.

FROM SALT LAKE CITY - SkyWest Airlines apologized yesterday to a passenger who said he wasn't allowed to use the restroom during a one-hour flight and ended up urinating in an air-sickness bag.

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. - A 15-year-old girl who hiccuped her way through part of January and all of February is hiccuping once again. Jennifer Mee, who hiccuped close to 50 times each waking minute for more than five weeks starting Jan. 23, began hiccuping again Thursday morning after a nose bleed, said her mother, Rachel Robidoux. It occured during Mee's second day back at school since her first bout of hiccups stopped Feb. 28.

NEW YORK - A New York restaurateur has cooked up the most world's most extravagant pizza -- a $1,000 pizza topped with six sorts of caviar and fresh lobster.

Nino Selimaj, who runs six pizza restaurants in New York unveiled his Luxury Pizza, a 12 inch, thin crust topped with caviar, lobster, creme fraiche and chives. Cut into eight, it works out at $125 a slice.

"I know this won't be for everyone but there are people in New York who can afford it and once tried, they'll be back for more. It is delicious," said Selimaj, who moved to New York from Albania about 29 years ago.

"Sure, some people will say it is just a publicity stunt but I have researched this for over a year and think there is a demand. I have already sold one."

Selimaj said his restaurant Nino's Bellissima, which is the only one of his restaurants to offer the Luxury Pizza, needs 24 hours notice for the gourmet dish as it orders the caviar in advance. "But where better to experiment with pizza than in New York where people love their pizza," he said.

If diners are still peckish after the Luxury Pizza, they can always head over to the midtown restaurant Serendipity that sells a $1,000 ice-cream sundae called Golden Opulence which is covered in 23K edible gold leaf.

Your "all the news that fits" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

CAN'T BEAT THIS!


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Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.com

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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Now you see him. Now you don't!

I don't know why I have this fascination with octopusiesessiisses, (What the hell is plural for octopus!) unless it's that they are so damned strange!

As I said in a previous blog, they are at least as unusual as any Alien we could ever dream up in our worst nightmare!

This has got to be one of the most amazing examples of camouflage that I have ever seen from any creature on this planet!

Your "astounded" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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Weird Dream!

I don't normally remember dreams at all, but last night was an exception. Dreamt that my pants were too big and kept falling down around my ankles when I walked!

Can someone please tell me what the hell this means!

Your "perplexed" Scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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Sunday, December 31, 2006

Fearless Predictions and Forecasts for 2007

Well here it is on the last day of 2006. Hope it was a good year and I hope next year is even better! What's in store for 2007?

After "much research" and soul-searching I have compiled list of stuff that should be relevant to us in the New Year! Some of it is obvious, some of it just makes sense and some is out in left field.
(Which is apparently also the position I play in the game of life!)
Social Networking: By now, almost every online marketer has heard of social networking sites (such as MySpace) and have figured out that they are most likely the future of media. Many online social networks started out small, and now a few are becoming a global brand.
However, marketers need to be creative in order to develop campaigns that integrate messages without offending those who don’t want to be marketed to.

Targeted Marketing and Digital Email: With the increase in social networking we will also see increases in targeted niche marketing. Improved email execution will enhance messages and make email efforts more relevant.
Soon, marketers will replace the plain HTML or text messages with dynamic content and include more strategic and forward thinking to make sure their emails get opened.

Online Video: Online content will continue to evolve, and will include more online video than ever before.
However, the right audience and the right offer need to be determined first, if streaming video is to have a big effect on sales. When the right factors are in place, results have shown as much as a 1,000% increase.

Vista will be the last major release of Microsoft Windows. The next generation of operating environments will be more modular and will be updated incrementally. The era of monolithic deployments of software releases is nearing an end.

Proliferation of RSS - RSS is a family of web feed formats used to publish frequently updated digital content, such as blogs, news feeds or podcasts. Users of RSS content use programs called feed readers or aggregators: the user subscribes to a feed by supplying to their reader a link to the feed; the reader can then check the user's subscribed feeds to see if any of those feeds have new content since the last time it checked, and if so, retrieve that content and present it to the user. (Did you get that?)

Blogging will Peak in 2007 and Start to Mature. In 2005, blogging and bloggers had fun, tasted the waters - some liked it and some moved on. In 2006, blogging matured (slightly). Blog Networks buckled down and started believing in themselves as a business - it’s time to take it to the next level, and that’s revenues. In 2007 … I believe the cream will rise to the top in blogging. (ME?) You’ll have your 10% of highly dedicated (and influential) bloggers, blogs and blog networks and the rest that will just plug along.

WAR: Many visionaries foresaw 3 great wars (WW1, WW2, WW3.) taking place in the same century and they were right. A lot of people don't realize that the "Cold War" was actualy WW3. In 2007 we see regional conflicts escalating, especially in the Middle East.

*US Lifts Cuba Travel Restrictions: Fidel Castro’s eternal rule over Cuba ends with his passing in mid 2007. Diplomatic relations immediately improve between the US and their neighbour to the South. Travel restrictions will be lifted, and Americans will flood Cuba. By the end of 2007, Cuba will find itself in a position to be one of the fastest growing travel destinations in the world while at the same time Canada pulls out of Afghanistan and invades and annexes the Turks and Caicos Islands.

*Housing: I predict a holding of prices in early 2007 due to sellers not willing to drop. Then we will see prices dropping in June/July, after a few months of increasing inventory.

*Hockey and soccer gain popularity. Why? Large flat-panel televisions. Fast-moving goal sports are hard to follow on small TVs. The action turns compelling on 50-inch or larger high-definition LCD or plasma screens. If you're old enough, you remember how boring football was on TV before color and instant replay. With their advent the NFL's popularity exploded in the 1960s.

ALSO:

*The blurring of the lines between journalism and entertainment.

*The blurring of lines between news and opinion.

*The blending of news and advertising, sponsorships or other commercial relationships.

*Recruitment shortfalls lead the Pentagon to hire temps to fill some positions and outsource some work to the Indian military.

*Jimmy Hoffa's body will be found in Elvis Presley's grave. Location of Elvis unknown - last seen in a Mall in Minneapolis!

*The problems and pitfalls inherent in pack journalism go to ridiculous extremes.

*I prognosticate and project that the the prolonged, professed and prohibitive tendency towards pessimism proliferates progressivly in profound proportians by profiteer's. In other words, the growing media fascination with the pathetic, the perverse and the pathological continues!

*Social orthodoxy, or political correctness will finaly start to wane.

*The next six months in Iraq will prove to be critical for determining how the following six months are going to go.

*Increasing strife in the blogosphere leads to the appointment of a Blog Study Group, which proposes dividing the blogosphere into three autonomous Liberal, Conservative and Moderate blogistans.

*An increasingly bellicose Switzerland announces plans to develop nuclear weapons to thwart the threat of North Korea.

*John Kerry repeatedly uses the n-word in a joke gone horribly wrong.

*Pictures of Rudolph Giuliani in drag will surface, scuttling his plans to run for President.

*Rupert Murdoch crashes his computer while trying to load a page in MySpace and angrily sells the company.

There you have it Folks
Your "Swami" Scribe
Allan W Janssen

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Bye, Bye, Miss American Pie!

"American Pie" movie star Natasha Lyonne turned herself in at a Manhattan, New York court yesterday almost a year after a bench warrant was issued for her arrest.
The warrant for the 27-year-old actress was issued after she missed four court hearings on charges from harassment to trespassing.
She also stands accused of making threats to sexually molest a neighbour's dog during an argument two years ago.
Lyonne's drug counsellor accompanied the actress to court and told the authorities she was still attending outpatient rehab groups after checking into an in-patient drug programme in February.

Judge anthony Ferrara declared all the charges against Lyonne would be dropped if she continued with her rehabilitation and stayed out of trouble for the next six months.

That's all fine and dandy, and call me crazy, but for some reason I have this morbid curiosity about what she was going to do with the dog, and I can't find the info anywhere!

Your "voyeur" scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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Sunday, December 17, 2006

Genetic Engineering

Get set for the future because who knows what will happen
Doliphant!
Sea LionCat FishChimparus Elipus Shrimpit Muttarus Purranna Prickly Poly HippocrabumusSea Stag

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Weird, Eh!

I used to be one of those people who put "coincidences" down as just being coincidences, and thought Karma was some form of opera!

I did not believ in serendipitous occurences, E.S.P., fortune telling and especially psychic healing. That is until my wife had lymphoma in her mouth cured by prayer and a psychic healer.

Now I am not so sure about all this "other world" stuff and am keeping an open mind because, after all, even if there is nothing to them, they sure are interesting!

*Mark Twain was born on the day of the appearance of Halley's Comet in 1835, and died on the day of its next appearance in 1910.
He himself predicted this in 1909, when he said: "I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it."

*On July 28th 1900, the King of Italy Umberto I was having dinner in a restaurant in the city of Monza.
It turned out later that the restaurant's owner looked identical to the king. The restaurant owner's name was Umberto, his wife's name was the same as the queen's and the restaurant was opened on the same date as the king's inauguration.
The Restaurant-owner Umberto was shot dead the next day. So was King Umberto.

*Claude Volbonne killed Baron Rodemire de Tarazone of France in 1872. 21 years earlier, the Baron's father had been murdered by somebody else called Claude Volbonne.

*In November 1911, three men were hanged at Greenberry Hill in London after being convicted of the murder of Sir Edmund Berry.
Their names were Green, Berry and Hill.

*The British actor Anthony Hopkins [who shot to fame as Hannibal Lecter] was delighted to hear that he had landed a leading role in a film based on the book The Girl From Petrovka by George Feifer.
A few days after signing the contract, Hopkins travelled to London to buy a copy of the book. He tried several bookshops, but there wasn't one to be had. Waiting at Leicester Square underground for his train home, he noticed a book apparently discarded on a bench.
Incredibly, it was The Girl From Petrovka. That in itself would have been coincidence enough but in fact it was merely the beginning of an extraordinary chain of events.
Two years later, in the middle of filming in Vienna, Hopkins was visited by George Feifer, the author. Feifer mentioned that he did not have a copy of his own book. He had lent the last one - containing his own annotations - to a friend who had lost it somewhere in London.
With mounting astonishment, Hopkins handed Feifer the book he had found. 'Is this the one?' he asked, 'with the notes scribbled in the margins?' It was the same book.

*As the inhabitants of Ruthwell, England, were watching a scene in the film "Around the World in 80 Days" where a hot air balloon was about to take off, their TV sets went off due to a power cut.
Nearby, power lines had been damaged.
A hot air balloon had crashed into them

*A British officer, Major Summerford, while fighting in the fields of Flanders in February 1918 was knocked off his horse by a flash of lightning and paralyzed from the waist down.
Summerford retired and moved to Vancouver. One day in 1924, as he fished alongside a river, lightning hit the tree he was sitting under and paralyzed his right side.
Two years later Summerford was sufficiently recovered that he was able to take walks in a local park. He was walking there one summer day in 1930 when a lightning bolt hit him, permanently paralyzing him. He died two years later.
Lightning sought him out one last time. Four years later, during a storm, lightning struck a cemetery and destroyed a tombstone.
The deceased buried here? Major Summerford.

*In 1899 a bolt of lightning killed a man as he stood in his backyard in Taranto, Italy.
Thirty years later his son was killed in the same way and in the same place.
On October 8, 1949, Rolla Primarda, the grandson of the first victim and the son of the second, became the third.

*And now, for a grand finale:

*The life of Abraham Lincoln and J.F. Kennedy





-Both presidents had 7 letters in their last name.
-Both were over 6' feet tall.
-Both men studied law.
-Both seemed to have lazy eye muscles, which would sometimes cause one to deviate.
-Both suffered from genetic diseases. It is suspected that Lincoln had Marfan's disease, and Kennedy suffered from Addison's disease.
-Both served in the military. Lincoln was a scout captain in the Black Hawk War, and Kennedy served as a navy lieutenant in World War II.
-Both were boat captains. Lincoln was a skipper for the Talisman, a Mississippi River boat, and Kennedy was skipper of the PT 109.
-Both had no fear of their mortality and disdained bodyguards.
-Both often stated how easy it would be to shoot the president. Lincoln supposedly said, "If somebody wants to take my life, there is nothing I can do to prevent it."
-Kennedy supposedly said "If somebody wants to shoot me from a window with a rifle, nobody can stop it." Note that both these quotes are each 16 words long.

Death

-Both presidents were shot in the head, on a Friday.
-Both were seated beside their wives when shot. Neither Mrs. Lincoln nor Mrs.
Kennedy was injured. Both wives held the bullet-torn heads of their husbands.
-In each case, the men who were with them were injured but not fatally. Major Henry Rathbone was slashed by a knife, and Governor John Connolly was shot.
-Lincoln sat in Box 7 at Ford's Theatre. Kennedy rode in car 7 in the Dallas motorcade.
-Lincoln was shot at Ford's Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Ford product, a Lincoln limousine.
-Mrs. Kennedy insisted that her husband's funeral mirror Lincoln's as closely as possible.

The Assassins

-Both assassins used three names: John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald. (It should be noted that Lee Harvey Oswald was known as just Lee Oswald prior to the assassination.)
-There are 15 letters in each assassin's name.
-Both assassins struck when in their mid-twenties. Booth was born in 1838, and Oswald was born in 1939.
-Each assassin lacked a strong father figure in his life. Booth's father died when he was 13 years old, and Oswald's father died before he was born.
-Each assassin had two brothers whose careers he coveted. Booth's two brothers were more successful actors and Oswald envied his brothers' military lives.
-Both assassins were privates in the military. Booth was a private in the Virginia Militia, and Oswald was a private in the Marine Corps.
-Both assassins were born in the south.
-Both assassins were known sympathizers to enemies of the United States. Booth supported the Confederacy and Oswald was a Marxist.
-Both assassins often used aliases. Booth frequently used "J. Wilkes" and Oswald used the name "Alek J. Hidell."
-Booth shot Lincoln at a theatre and was cornered in a warehouse. Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and was cornered in a theatre.
-Each assassin was detained by an officer named Baker. Lt. Luther B. Baker was leader of the cavalry patrol which trapped Booth at Garrett's Barn. Officer Marion L. Baker, a Dallas motorcycle patrolman, briefly detained Oswald on the second floor of the School Book Depository until he learned that he worked there.
-Both assassins were killed with a single shot from a Colt revolver.
-Both assassins were shot in a blaze of light-Booth after the barn was set afire, and Oswald in the form of television cameras.

Family and Friends

-Both presidents were named after their grandfathers.
-Both were born second children.
-Both married while in their thirties. Lincoln married at 33 and Kennedy married at 36.
-Both married dark-haired, twenty-four-year-old women.
-Both wives died around the age of 64. Mary Todd Lincoln died in 1882 at age 63 years and 215 days, and Jackie Kennedy died in 1994 at age 64 years 295 days.
-Both wives were known for their high fashion in clothes.
-Both wives renovated the White House after many years of neglect.
-Each couple had four children, two of whom died before becoming a teen.
-Each couple lost a son while in the White House. Willie Lincoln died at age 12 in 1862, and Kennedy's son Patrick died two days after his birth in 1963.

Politics

-Both presidents were elected to the House of Representatives in '46.
-Both were runners-up for the party's nomination for vice-president in '56.
-Both were elected to the presidency in '60.

Vice-Presidents

-Southern Democrats named Johnson succeeded both Lincoln and Kennedy (Andrew Johnson and Lyndon Baines Johnson.
-Andrew Johnson was born in 1808, and Lyndon Johnson was born in 1908.
-There are six letters in each Johnson's first name.
-Both Johnsons served in the military. Andrew was a brigadier general in the Civil War and Lyndon was a commander in the U.S. Navy during WW2.
-Both Johnsons were former southern senators.
-Both Johnsons had urethral stones, the only presidents to have them.
-Both Johnsons chose not to run for reelection in '68.

Just so yo know!
Your informative scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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Monday, December 04, 2006

Alien Attack!

I have said before that we don't have to go to other Planets to find truly alien life forms. Here is a picture of an octopus squeezing itself through a 1" hole to escape from a plexiglass cage.

WARNING - NOT FOR ANYONE WITH A WEAK STOMACH!

Octopus or Alien?

Told ya!

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Monday, November 13, 2006

Got a steel plate in your head?


It's a well known phrase but what makes this head so remarkable is that all the major parts are made of actual pieces used in re-constructive surgery.

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